One memory of college that will never leave my brainworm-addled mind is a friend telling me that a fellow student kept a mini-fridge full of baby wipes in his dorm room. The wipes were meant for both him and his conquests to have a little post-coital clean-up, complete with a nice cool feeling from coming straight out of the mini-fridge.
As I later learned, this man is not the only one who takes their overnight guests into consideration during their weekly Target run. There are charger daddies, who make sure those who stay over don’t leave in the morning with a dead phone, and then there is….this:
Twitter user @DaddyAllDay (yes, really) recently went viral on the platform with his “lady drawer,” and his belief that every guy (a bit heteronormative, but okay) should have one if they plan on having “frequent guests.”
Going clockwise, the drawer is equipped with tampons, flushable wipes, a First Response pregnancy test, a dildo, makeup remover wipes, scrunchies, a hairbrush, and what looks like two bottles of nail polish remover. Woof! Being that this is the internet, this drawer could either be a big joke or completely serious — but regardless, it got our collective attention.
Many of the replies railed against these items being used by multiple people (especially the dildo…umm), but others appreciated the thoughtfulness and even had suggestions for additional items, like a toothbrush.
Oh, yes, please, I’d like to use the community dildo please?
— 🔮Mystique🎶🎵 (@M3taMy5tique) January 12, 2020
You need to add toothbrushes and hair ties.
— Jon 🌐 (@OpenBordersJon) January 15, 2020
In a reply to the original tweet, @DaddyAllDay said, “For the record, I’m not saying to go buy all this shit. You really just need makeup wipes, tampons, hair ties, and a hair brush.” He continued, “I just had all that laying round so I designated a drawer for it.”
This earnest-sounding reply makes it seem that the drawer is actually legit, but that did not stop Twitter from running with the idea:
Personally, I’d want my “lady drawer” to have more McDonald’s sauces and fewer dildos and pregnancy tests, but that’s just me.
Mashable has reached out to @DaddyAllDay and will update if we receive comment.